I hate roommates.

My roommates are crazy.  Alyssa is okay, but I feel like she has lots of hidden secrets and doesn't say anything but is actually pretty judgmental.  Favorite roommate though.  Crystal...where to start?! I know she helped Aaron get a job, which I am thankful for, but other than that I do not really like her.  She is also very conniving.  She lies to Jasmine's face about all sorts of things, and I have no doubt she does the same to me.  And let's be honest, if she had as many diseases as she says she does, she would be really really sick.  Not to mention the fact that she's a slob.  Not just a little bit here an there- ALL THE TIME.  Bitch.  We don't even pretend to get along.  Then there's Jasmine...the "well this time I.." "My best friend..." It's literally never ending.  And the funny thing is that she doesn't even have friends other than Crystal (which is obviously not a real one), Glen (who she doesn't think is gay, but he definitely is!), and Danny.  Speaking of Danny, who she still says she isn't dating... BE REAL JAS, THIS IS THE MOST REAL RELATIONSHIP YOU'VE HAD!!!  Your 2 month fling your senior year does not count.  It's not weird that he is your friend on facebook- you hardly even had a crush on him!  One more thing, I know you keep asking, but I really don't want to go to family home evening with you! Make some freaking friends and go with them.  I'm not mormon and I live here.  Obviously I don't WANT to be!  SO STOP ASKING!

And last but not least...Ryann.  We only got along for the first month of school.  Since then, Aaron and I have been trying to make her leave.  GO HOME! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!  She thinks we hit the bottom when I wrote mean things on an (empty!) toilet paper roll, but I felt that way this entire time.  I thought I was going to get lucky with her going home, but then she got offered a spot on the tour team (only because everyone is leaving on missions, she can't actually dance) and now I'm stuck with her till May 7th.  I hate when she talks about herself losing weight.  She hasn't lost any since we've been here! And even if she has lost a few pounds, she's still seriously fat.  I don't know how she lets herself be that way, but whatever.  Another thing, STOP COPYING ME.  Maybe you think I should be flattered by it, but I'm really not.  In fact, I want you to stop.  Nutella, Modern 3, BBq chips and cottage cheese. STOP! Be your own person, and more importantly, let me be my own WITHOUT YOU! I don't want to have anything to do with you.  I don't care about your dogs, your friends, and especially your dad.  Your bitchy, grumpy dad.  You know, I always kind of liked him.  But now I have lost all respect and then some more.  While we're on the topic of family, your Grandma.  She's even sneakier than you.  That's something you don't realize.  You think she's on your side, but I think that when you leave she probably isn't anymore.  Another thing, they don't need you "checking in" on them.  LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE.  They don't need you.  You even admit that you never had a real relationship with them before you lived here, so why do you think you're suddenly more important to them than you were? You're not.  I'm not even going to address her telling me and Aaron not to talk to her other than to say it's ridiculous.  Well Ry, I hope you have getting your gall bladder out.  Because I'm happy that you won't be here for the next few days. 

Phew... A lot of needed negativity.  But onto some positives....

1. Ballet- a constant love/hate, but it's really a love.

2. Almost the end of the semester

3. Real people who don't care what others think

4. A dishwasher 

5. KISSES!